Kristen Simpson | Copywriter

Crafting eye- and ear-catching copy by day,
grilled cheese by noon,
tourist by the next statutory holiday.



"Radio is the theater of the mind."

Scripts: Kristen Simpson
Producer: Joshua Cushnie

PENTAX WG-90 - Your Phone Would Never Go Here

We take our phones everywhere and use them to document our lives. But once conditions
get risky, they get tucked away for safekeeping. What about those rugged, near-death adventures?
With 7+ features, the Pentax WG-90 captures experiences your phone would never dare to.

AD: Lada Kusova, Bronwyn Keith
CW: Kristen Simpson
ST: Daniel Kolyasa, Samuel Basic
OOH, Social Media

Dollarama - Unconventional Essentials

Dollarama in two words: affordable essentials. That's great, but shoppers don't think of Dollarama during those
unexpected, unconventional 'need-it-now' moments—when you realize what you didn't know you needed.

CW: Kristen Simpson
OOH, Print

Steinway & Sons - More than music (B2B)

Delving into what makes Steinway & Sons pianos so sought after by elite musicians and top performers,
we realize that true excellence is found not only in the performance or their signature sound, but in what’s inside.

CW: Kristen Simpson
Single-page magazine print

MONSTER Canada - "The One" (B2B)

In some ways, the hiring process is like finding the right partner – tedious and time-consuming.
With Monster as the matchmaker, small business owners can skip the endless swiping while hiring on their terms.

CW: Kristen Simpson
Contributors: Rabee Ashfaq
Print, OOH

My Unique Selling Points

Non-negotiables

  • Pineapple on pizza (pro)

  • Cereal before the milk (pro)

Weirdest Food I've tried

  • Haggis (don't knock it 'til you try it)

Favourite Pass-times

  • Pop Culture trivia

  • Docuseries -> currently watching 'The World's Most Scenic Railway Journeys'

Most Memorable Experience

  • Painting a picture that auctioned for $20,000

An evening wear collection I designed entitled 'Swathe'.

A culture vulture by default